Two Nuns are driving home one dark and stormy night when suddenly, WHAM!..... a Vampire lands on the top of their car.
the Vampire's eyes glow bright yellow and his razor sharp fangs are dripping red blood.
the Nun who is driving screams, " Sister Mary, QUICK, sister --- show him your Cross!!"
Sister Mary immediately rolls down her window and leans as far out as she can and yells....
"Get the @#$%!! OFF OUR WINDSHIELD!!!"
Courtesy of Jim, Jim the Pizza man!
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