Friday, February 17, 2012

One Liners




Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.


It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.


"I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War my great Uncle fought for the west!"


Hey! Gimme a break, I've been sick.

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