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After spending a good part of last weekend staring at the ceiling in the Kohl's lingerie department while Jo weedled her way through the thousands of bras on display, the following joke(s) from friend Ken, seemed appropriate. There were bras in every conceivable color, material, size and shape carefully draped over every inch of chrome, wire, glass and wooden surfaces within sight. As one waits, shifting weight from one foot to the other, you can't help but catch a glimpse of the other weedling customers pawing their way through the racks and racks of these dainty garments. They too come in every conceivable size, shape and color but, have a common goal . . . finding a bra in the right size, shape and color. I won't go into detail about the scary images that pass through one's mind. (After all, there's only so much that can pass through one's mind while shifting from one foot to the other while pretending to stare at the ceiling for what seems like an eternity) I'll let you fill in the idle mind stuff. Here's ken's contribution for today.

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied:

"There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.

Which one would you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...

The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills. . . .

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Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there.

{C} Can't Complain!

{D} Dang!

{DD} Double dang!

{E} Enormous!

{F} Fake.

{G} Get a Reduction.

{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

I'm still waiting to see who comes to try this one on!!!