Way To Go!!!

Saw this in the Newspaper this morning . . .

THREE NORWEGIANS VACATION IN MEXICO

Ole, Sven, and Lars decide they are going to Mexico for a vacation. They get falling down drunk and wake up in jail and find out they all have
been sentenced to die in the electric chair.

Sven is the first to be strapped in the electric chair and the guards ask if he has any last words. Sven says, "I yust graduated from St. John's College in Minnisota, with a degree in divinity studies, and I am a good Christian man ... but if it is God's will for me to die, so be it."

The guards throw the switch and nothing happens. The guards get on their knees and say, "You are surely a Godly man and we are going to let you go."

Lars is next to be strapped into the electric chair and the guards ask if he has any last words. Lars says, "I yust graduated from Concordia college in Moorhead, Minnisota, with a degree in divinity studies, and I am a God fearing man. If it is my time to die, it is God's will."

The guards throw the switch and nothing happens. The guards say, "You also are a Godly man and we are going to let you go."

Ole is the last to be strapped into the electric chair. The guards ask him if he has any last words. Ole says, "Vel, I gust graduated from South Dakota Tech in electrical engineering ... and I'll tell ya right now, if you don't plug dat ting in, it ain't gonna work."

Thanks to Larry M.

Just One's For The Gripper!

This is an old video with President Reagan in the front row. He is sitting along side of Speaker of the House, Tip O'Neil, enjoying an evening together at the Ford theater. A very funny act takes place on stage. With all of today's security around any of our Presidents, nothing the performer does here could ever take place now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=n6mbW-jMtrY&feature=player_detailpage

Thanks for a big laugh from Ken Bochat!

Yield And Other Good Advice!

On our recent trip to "The Cities" I noticed a road sign that got me thinking. It was a typical information/warning sign. One of those Square yellow signs tipped on its side to look like a diamond. This particular sign said, "CAUTION ROUGH ROAD". This made me think, what a great way for a county or city to save money. Simply put up a sign like this one which costs around a hundred bucks and save millions of dollars on road repair. Then, in turn, those same counties and cities could afford to buy even more money saving signs. Imagine the possibilities. To avoid rush hour traffic jams on a main thoroughfare, just post a "BRIDGE OUT" sign at various intersections or to really keep traffic moving a steady (speedy) pace, occasionally insert a "END ROADWORK" sign. Just for laughs stick up a "MERGE LEFT" sign then in ten feet or so, pot up a "MERGE RIGHT" one. For kicks I'm getting a "WATCH FOR FALLING ROCKS" sign installed at the end of my driveway and putting up a "DETOUR" sign in my neighbor's. And in a school zone, why not a "FAST CHILDREN" warning? Having trouble with a business competitor? A simple "NO PARKING AT ANY TIME" sign at the entrance to his parking lot can even the playing field. Give it some thought. Here's a few sample signs to work with. If you're nutty enough to be reading these blogs, you're certainly nutty enough to come up with some good ideas.